K I’m going to sleep lol
The Cat in the Hat shit killed me.
It’s all true though.
Scene of the crime.
Actually laughed out loud like really hard like I might have just woken up my dad.
I think fear brings out the funny in me.
I was just about to go to bed and I see something out of the corner of my eye… you remember the fucking spider I told you about like a week ago? HE FUCKING CAME BACK. THAT FUCK. I had to hunt that bitch in my room for like half an hour because I didn’t want to wake up my mom to kill it for me. I finally built up the courage to attack it after about 5 minutes of crying and almost dying from fear. I smashed it with my Cat in the Hat book. “The spider should not be here, ” said the teen who was hot. “the spider should not be here when my mother is not.”
I had a dream last night that I was in some random person’s house and they had a jungle room, like literally a jungle in one of their rooms, and they asked me to go get their big hd camera so they could take pictures and as soon as I got it I hid the camera in my underwear and told them I couldn’t find it. Then I left and woke up. I don’t understand why the fuck I would dream something like that up but damn I wish it wasn’t a dream. I would really love to have an expensive camera like that. Stolen or not.