IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY

My name's Kimberlie. I'm 15, I'm from the US, I hate myself and I cry about life a lot, I'm obsessed with men more than twice my age, my cat only likes me when I have food, I have no social life, I'm a virgin in every way, I have manly shoulders, I wear a winter hat 24/7 even though winter's over, I only eat unhealthy foods, I never exercise, I'm single and lonely, I clean my room like once a month, I shower like once a month, I change my clothes like once a month... and this is my personal blog. I have two other blogs, both of men I'd like to bang. One's Benedict Cumberbatch and the other is Seth MacFarlane. That's pretty much it. Enjoy.
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K I’m going to sleep lol

sktagg23 said: 

The Cat in the Hat shit killed me.

It’s all true though.

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Scene of the crime. 

sktagg23 said: 

Actually laughed out loud like really hard like I might have just woken up my dad.

I think fear brings out the funny in me. 

I was just about to go to bed and I see something out of the corner of my eye… you remember the fucking spider I told you about like a week ago? HE FUCKING CAME BACK. THAT FUCK. I had to hunt that bitch in my room for like half an hour because I didn’t want to wake up my mom to kill it for me. I finally built up the courage to attack it after about 5 minutes of crying and almost dying from fear. I smashed it with my Cat in the Hat book. “The spider should not be here, ” said the teen who was hot. “the spider should not be here when my mother is not.”

(Source: jacobpittslovelyface)

(Source: booasaur)

I had a dream last night that I was in some random person’s house and they had a jungle room, like literally a jungle in one of their rooms, and they asked me to go get their big hd camera so they could take pictures and as soon as I got it I hid the camera in my underwear and told them I couldn’t find it. Then I left and woke up. I don’t understand why the fuck I would dream something like that up but damn I wish it wasn’t a dream. I would really love to have an expensive camera like that. Stolen or not. 

(Source: iamnevertheone)